From the mouth of Jav Jr

Well there isn't to many things in this world that really bug me. Two of them are Sean Penn and Michael Douglas, its not that I just don't like there acting, it's there general attitude in life that bugs me. This story finally should be told as I have been holding in for far to long. Well back in the day I had the honor of working at Rattlesnake Golf and Country club and I have had the honor of cooking for a few celebrities. To name a few Michael Douglas, Tiger Woods, Paul Henderson, Dougie Gilmour and the entire Leaf team and organization back in summer of 2001. The only person I didn't get to meet directly was Tiger Woods. The rest I had a few words with and everyone seemed very nice and was at least doing a good job being nice except one...Michael Douglas. He was just a plain old jackass. He was rude and inconsiderate to the staff and just wasn't a AAGG (All Around Good Guy). So as he had finished belittling a staff member of mine who had done nothing to him, I walked over and asked him what he had had for dinner.. He answered the Lamb, trying to think quickly on my feet I told him that I was sorry and that his meal was going to taken care of. He asked why, and I said that I had just found out that one of my cooks had dropped it on the floor and still sent it out. He was in shock, he said are you serious?. I said no but if I knew you were a complete jackass I would have done it myself. Then I turned and walked away. And that is the story of why I hate Michael Douglas.

In other news I am now to be known Jav Jr. My good friend thinks that I am so much like Jav that I should be known as his Jr. My friend now has a one in five chance if I cooked for him to have his food floor-spiced.

Oh my it's a gold bucket

Well sorry to all my fans out their who have be missing my entertaining posts. I was stuck trying to get my own mom out of her summer bucket, lets just say she has a bad case of the bucket rot. So on to what is new. I'm seem to still be unemployed despite my best efforts to find quality work. It seems to keep moving closer and closer to the demise of Boyd ,which is when I take a factory job. Besides that I seem to have found someone who will date an unemployed tubby man. Nothing to serious of yet but we are still in the fun finding-out stage of our relationship. Unfortunate because of plans with the little lady I was unable to go to a friend of a friends bachelor party. I've been told I missed a good time and that I was missed. It seems that myself and my good friend G-Bizzle both didn't attend and we are the best comedic commentators of the group so some laughs were missed. Its not that the others are not funny its just the timing has to be perfect. I also have started playing Wii baseball for the record I lost the first game 1-3. I will keep you fans up to date on scores. But for now it seems that I'm not winning my quest for the Golden Bucket. (1-3, 0-1)