From the mouth of Jav Jr

Well there isn't to many things in this world that really bug me. Two of them are Sean Penn and Michael Douglas, its not that I just don't like there acting, it's there general attitude in life that bugs me. This story finally should be told as I have been holding in for far to long. Well back in the day I had the honor of working at Rattlesnake Golf and Country club and I have had the honor of cooking for a few celebrities. To name a few Michael Douglas, Tiger Woods, Paul Henderson, Dougie Gilmour and the entire Leaf team and organization back in summer of 2001. The only person I didn't get to meet directly was Tiger Woods. The rest I had a few words with and everyone seemed very nice and was at least doing a good job being nice except one...Michael Douglas. He was just a plain old jackass. He was rude and inconsiderate to the staff and just wasn't a AAGG (All Around Good Guy). So as he had finished belittling a staff member of mine who had done nothing to him, I walked over and asked him what he had had for dinner.. He answered the Lamb, trying to think quickly on my feet I told him that I was sorry and that his meal was going to taken care of. He asked why, and I said that I had just found out that one of my cooks had dropped it on the floor and still sent it out. He was in shock, he said are you serious?. I said no but if I knew you were a complete jackass I would have done it myself. Then I turned and walked away. And that is the story of why I hate Michael Douglas.

In other news I am now to be known Jav Jr. My good friend thinks that I am so much like Jav that I should be known as his Jr. My friend now has a one in five chance if I cooked for him to have his food floor-spiced.