Dirty Americans

Well I'm off to Las Vegas today. I'm going down with a friend to do gambling with some dirty Americans. Which means more money for me. I find most of the average American poker players to be horrible. So for that I say this, I'm going to put at least 32 American Moms in Buckets. I'm not going to be nice about it either or put them in nice buckets. There is a good chance that there might be holes in those buckets. Even though I find it makes a mess I think it will be worth it. So until I get back don't forget if you don't clean your mom's bucket it tends to get a little moldy, and if that happens you'll have to buy a new bucket and nobody likes buying a new bucket for their mom.